Promote your Tumblr! The Grand Optimist

The Grand Optimist

Hi :) my name is Ashley. Time continues on at -what seems to be a very innacurate- pace, but here I am not fully sure of how I want to grow with life as the pages turn. Ask me anything :) hope you enjoy :3

“Sexism is when people laugh at rape jokes and cringe at female anatomy.”

(via wearethefourthwave)

alex-of-macedonia:

theplanlaugh:

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

image

Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

image

Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

image

freewilledangels:

wlntersoldier:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers

image

When someone wakes me up multiple hours before I actually have to be awake

whatshouldbetchescallme:

nogoodturkey:

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

image

today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

image

my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

image

i did it i stole the declaration of independence