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The Grand Optimist

Hi :) my name is Ashley. Time continues on at -what seems to be a very innacurate- pace, but here I am not fully sure of how I want to grow with life as the pages turn. Ask me anything :) hope you enjoy :3

graffeti:

my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife

“I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be.”

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h0ppip:

"hey aren’t you too old for Poké…”

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videogaymer:

k, so why do guys give girls crap about contour when they pullin beard shit like this, like THAT ISNT YA JAWLINE SMH

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mcdonaldsstaff:

people who scream when they see their friends at school

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guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald